Funny Cats
"Remember, there are no losers. Only winners and the people that aren't them"
-- Mr. Laritate (Wizards of Waverly Place)
"I may be stupid and I may be dumb, but I am not smart"
--Patrick Star
Random Map of the Month!
Popcorn, Indiana
Dana Carvey was on Saturday Night Live from 1986-1993. I think he's one of the best they've ever had. SNL has been on TV since it's first season in 1975. Here's his audition for the show. It's hilarious!!!
A Very Stupid Poem
There once was a dog who's friend was a hog and all they would do all day was sit on a log
Then one day, they smelled a smell so good, that they jumped off the log made of wood
They followed the smell untill they came to a town. They sniffed and sniffed. They did a frown
Then the dog saw something so full of delight, sitting in the light was A PIE! He hollered to his friend hog "Look, a pie!"
Hog came running. When he saw the pie, he started to cry
"I haven't had pie in years" he said, choking back tears
So they ate up the pie all filled with berries of blue
Listen when I tell you, this tale is not true
Then one day, they smelled a smell so good, that they jumped off the log made of wood
They followed the smell untill they came to a town. They sniffed and sniffed. They did a frown
Then the dog saw something so full of delight, sitting in the light was A PIE! He hollered to his friend hog "Look, a pie!"
Hog came running. When he saw the pie, he started to cry
"I haven't had pie in years" he said, choking back tears
So they ate up the pie all filled with berries of blue
Listen when I tell you, this tale is not true